No Slaves Please, were Australian

Well the dream is officially over for me. Well, maybe not over, but certainly illegal, so therefore, um, over. Today in Melbourne, a Miss Wei Tang was jailed for 10 years for possession of 10 sex slaves. Hugh Hefner would roll in his grave if he was dead (He's not by the way). He's had sex slaves for years, he just prefers to call them "Bunnies".

I was hoping to call my sex slaves "Crackettes". I thought it had a nice ring to it (no pun intended). I guess I will have to find something else to devote my energies too.

I bet this isn't illegal in the Netherlands.

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