Advertising the Mid Year Sale

Just a quick one. I read a full page ad in the paper Myer are having a "Never to be repeated" Clearance sale. If any person read that ad and actually thought to themselves - "Myer is having a clearance sale that will never be repeated! I better get down there quick". They should be taken out and shot. Maybe they are running the ad tongue in cheek? Maybe I have too much time on my hands? Maybe they never will have another Mid year clearance sale and this is the end of sales as we know it? Only time will tell. Life is so fucking exciting i think I might wet myself.

Cracker