Keith Richards snorts Dad
Does it get any more Rock n Roll than this freaking hilarious article that appeared today. Keith Richards who is the lead guitarist of the Rolling Stones, and who has basically led a very drug addled life, recently admitted that he snorted his dads ashes mixed in with some cocaine. I am sure that it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Keith was quoted as saying "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
And I thought I was totally fucked in the head.
And how about this mind boggler from todays Age. Five fifth-graders in the US state of Louisiana have been arrested today after an investigation into allegations that students had sex in an unsupervised classroom, with other classmates present.
"It's not clear how long they were left alone but speculation is that it was about 15 minutes," "When no teacher showed up, the four began to have sex in the classroom with the other elementary students in the classroom with them."
Four students - two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year-old boy - were arrested on charges of obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy who was the alleged lookout was charged with being an accessory after the fact.
I guess the lookout drew the short straw.
And just to prove I am not the only wierdo who finds this news story interesting it was Number 1 on the most viewed articles list. Just to be clear I don't find kiddy porn interesting, just the concept that there are kids in grade 5, who when left alone for ONLY 15 MINUTES thought to themselves, well i am bored with this - wanna fuck?
I don't think I even knew what sex was in the fifth grade. Then again, my wife would probably argue I still don't (the fact I have several children may be a pretty strong rebuttal though).
My blog is called Crazy Planet Earth. Clearly if these examples are anything to go by I aren't going to run out of fascinating stories from around the globe any time soon.
Cheers
Cracker
Keith was quoted as saying "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
And I thought I was totally fucked in the head.
And how about this mind boggler from todays Age. Five fifth-graders in the US state of Louisiana have been arrested today after an investigation into allegations that students had sex in an unsupervised classroom, with other classmates present.
"It's not clear how long they were left alone but speculation is that it was about 15 minutes," "When no teacher showed up, the four began to have sex in the classroom with the other elementary students in the classroom with them."
Four students - two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year-old boy - were arrested on charges of obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy who was the alleged lookout was charged with being an accessory after the fact.
I guess the lookout drew the short straw.
And just to prove I am not the only wierdo who finds this news story interesting it was Number 1 on the most viewed articles list. Just to be clear I don't find kiddy porn interesting, just the concept that there are kids in grade 5, who when left alone for ONLY 15 MINUTES thought to themselves, well i am bored with this - wanna fuck?
I don't think I even knew what sex was in the fifth grade. Then again, my wife would probably argue I still don't (the fact I have several children may be a pretty strong rebuttal though).
My blog is called Crazy Planet Earth. Clearly if these examples are anything to go by I aren't going to run out of fascinating stories from around the globe any time soon.
Cheers
Cracker
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